| Episode | Gallery | Transcript |
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Ooh...
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Ah-ah-ah! Ready?
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Oh!
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Oh! Yum!
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One, two, three. Three block cakes. One for me. Nom, nom, nom.
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And one less than three is...
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One, two. Two block cakes. One for me. Nom, Nom.
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And one less than two is...
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One. One block cake. One for me. Nom.
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And one less than one is...
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...is...
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...what's one less than one?
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Only one way to find out!
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Oh...
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Um...
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How many blocks are in this tin?
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One.
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Ready? Pull!
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(Drumroll, please?)
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Who... are you?
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I am Zero, the hero!
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One less than one!
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Where are your blocks?
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I haven't got any, silly. Zero blocks.
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Wait, is that no music I hear?
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Follow me!
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When there are no boats anchored in the bay, you've got zero
When all the birds have upped and flown away, you've got zero When you've eaten all the cupcakes; when you've drunk up all the milkshakes, You've got no cakes, no shakes; you've got zero |
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When all the sweets have vanished from the jar, you've got zero
When all the wheels have fallen off your car, you've got zero When the wind blows down the beach huts, and you've broken all the teacups, You've got no huts, no cups; you've got zero |
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I'm the number for nothing; I'm one less than one
When there's nothing of something, I'm the number for none... When there's nothing there to count, none is the amount; You've got zero |
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When all the bunnies in the field have hopped, you've got zero
When all the bubbles in the air have popped, you've got zero When you've jumped in all the haystacks; when you've snaffled up the flapjacks, You've got no stacks, no snacks; you've got zero |
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How many elephants in that tree?
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Zero.
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How many unicorns can you see?
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Zero.
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How many frogs are on your head? How many squirrels are in your bed?
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Zero, zero, zero!
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I'm the number for nothing; I'm one less than one
When there's nothing of something, I'm the number for none... When there's nothing there to count, none is the amount; You've got zero |
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Imagine a world where nothing can bring you down
No one messing around; no one starting a riot Nothing and no one to stop you from thinking of nothing Imagine a world where everything's peaceful and quiet... |
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(play loud blares on their instruments, causing Zero to wake up)
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No no no! Zero, zero instruments!
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*gasps*
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Zero, zero trees! Zero, zero gravity!
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*gasps*
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Zero, zero... WORLDS!
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ZERO WORLDS!?
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Oops.
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What's this?
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Nothing.
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Where are we?
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Nowhere.
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What do we do now?
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No idea.
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One... One wonderful world!
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(sigh in relief)
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Oh, no! Where's Zero?
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Zero Zeroes?...
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Zero was my hero!
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TA-DA!!!!
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(they all cheer)
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I'm the number for nothing;
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Number for nothing!
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I'm one less than one
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One less than one!
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When there's nothing of something,
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Nothing of something!
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I'm the number for none...
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I'm the number for nothing; I'm one less than one
When there's nothing of something, I'm the number for none...
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When there's nothing there to count, none is the amount;
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YOU'VE GOT ZERO!!!
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