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Sure, why not! I guess this can be the Series 2 finale!

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You know 10's verse.

9's verse

DiaNine

9 green bottles safely on the floor. 9 green bottles safely on the floor.

DiaOne

But if one green bottle-

DiaZerro

-got smashed by a dead Four...
(nothing happens)

DiaZerro

What? Too dark?

DiaOne

Yeah.

DiaZerro

Well then, if one green bottle dug to the inner core...

DiaEight

8 green bottles not safe on the floor!

8's verse

DiaEight

8 green bottles hiding in a box. 8 green bottles hiding in a box.

DiaOne

But if one green bottle-

DiaZerro

-were trampled by an ox...

DiaSeven

7 green bottles hiding in a box!

7's verse

DiaSeven

7 green bottles flying through the air. 7 green bottles flying through the air.

DiaOne

But if one green bottle woke up a grizzly bear...

DiaSix

WHAT!?

DiaOne

I mean-

DiaZerro

-broke, and no one cares...

DiaSix

6 green bottles flying through the air.

6's verse

DiaSix

6 green bottles lying on the ground. 6 green bottles lying on the ground.

DiaOne

But if one green bottle-

DiaZerro

-was lost and never found...

DiaFive

5 green bottles lying on the ground.

5's verse

DiaFive

5 green bottles rolling down a hill. 5 green bottles rolling down a hill.

DiaOne

But if one green bottle-

DiaZerro

-were... actually, I don't know. One green bottle... uhh... broke itself for being ill?

DiaOne

O_O

DiaFour

4 green bottles rolling down a hill.

4's verse

DiaFour

4 green bottles standing in a square. 4 green bottles standing in a square.

DiaOne

But if one green bottle-

DiaZerro

-broke, and no one cares...

DiaOne

You've already done that.

DiaZerro

I can't find any more rhymes.

DiaThree

3 green bottles standing in a triangle?

3's verse

DiaThree

3 green bottles spinning in the sky. 3 green bottles spinning in the sky.

DiaOne

But if one green bottle-

DiaZerro

-suddenly fell and died...

DiaTwo

2 green bottles spinning in the sky.

2's verse

DiaTwo

2 green bottles floating out to sea. 2 green bottles floating out to sea.

DiaOne

But if one green bottle-

DiaZerro

-sank to the bottom of the sea...

DiaOne

Y-you just rhymed "sea" with "sea". That's not how rhyming works.

DiaZerro

The only other thing I could think of was "blown by TNT", but nah.

DiaOne

1 green bottle floating out to sea.

1's verse

DiaOne

1 green bottle swallowed by a whale. 1 green bottle swallowed by a whale.

DiaZerro

But if that green bottle exploded and didn't fail...
(you know the rest)

DiaTen

0 green bottles hanging on the wall...

0's verse

DiaZerro

But if one more green bottle were to accidentally fall, there'd be -1 green bottle hanging on the wall. Now, what am I going to do with all this broken glass? I can make 99 bottles with all the glass I collected, so...

Credits Song

DiaZZUnknown

Everyone
99 BOTTLES OF MILK ON THE WALL! 99 BOTTLES OF MILK! YOU TAKE ONE DOWN, PASS IT AROUND, YOU GOT 98 BOTTLES OF MILK ON THE WALL!
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