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Episodes 16-20

Episode 16

A cube fell from the sky? Again?

SIN COUNTER: 1

How does the dice grow when Six holds it up?

SIN COUNTER: 2

Not how gravity works. SIN COUNTER: 3

SIN COUNTER: 4

Episode 17

The rain just pours on the picnic and nowhere else. That's not how rain works.

SIN COUNTER: 5

Why don't you just walk away from the rain?

SIN COUNTER: 6

I know 7 is 'lucky' but how does he make the rain disappear?

SIN COUNTER: 7

A rainbow shines on seven. That's not how rainbows work! You can't reach the end of them!

SIN COUNTER: 8

The rain goes everywhere... apart from on seven. You really should know how rain works.

SIN COUNTER: 9

Seven, you don't need that many traffic lights.

SIN COUNTER: 10

One to Six wave their arms in the air for a few seconds before falling. That's not how gravity works! Deserves 6 sins.

SIN COUNTER: 16

Also aren't the puddles a bit deep?

SIN COUNTER: 17

Episode 18

Eight talks to his own mirror self. Wait a minute... That's not how mirrors work!

SIN COUNTER: 18

"He's Spiderblock!"

Two has a bad memory.

SIN COUNTER: 19

"Octoblock, erm, what do octopuses do?"

Minus one sin for a good point. What do they do?

SIN COUNTER: 18

Six and Eight were flirting!

SIN COUNTER: 19

"He's his own rowing team!"

I don't think you can have a "team" of one person.

SIN COUNTER: 20

Episode 19

"I'm the only square in the world."

Four, two seconds ago you were the happiest numberblock ever.

SIN COUNTER: 21

One is a square as well!

SIN COUNTER: 22

"So why do you have a number 9 on top, silly?"

Can't you see he's 9? He even introduced himself to you.

SIN COUNTER: 23

Nine sneezes for the second time in this episode.

SIN COUNTER: 24

Three applied too much lipstick.

SIN COUNTER: 25

Nine sneezes again.

SIN COUNTER: 26

Episode 20

Nine is sad. Is this like Four at the start of the last episode?

SIN COUNTER: 27

Ten's tree moved from Two and Three's trees to Four and Five's trees

SIN COUNTER: 28

And again.

SIN COUNTER: 29

AND AGAIN.

SIN COUNTER: 30

How does Ten talk underwater?And if they're not underwater how do they float?

SIN COUNTER: 31

Oh, now One can too.

SIN COUNTER: 32

They fall from underwater to the ground.

SIN COUNTER: 33

TOTAL SINS: 33

Episodes 21-25

Episode 21

ONE FELL FROM THE SKY AGAIN! Seriously it'll get repetitive.

SIN COUNTER: 1

...And again

SIN COUNTER: 2

Two why can you walk on a tree? Gravity is not impressed.

SIN COUNTER: 3

Where do these ones come from? They keep falling from the sky.

SIN COUNTER: 4

How does 3 make fruit stay in the air?

SIN COUNTER: 5

These ones. Told you it would get repetitive.

SIN COUNTER: 6

AND AGAIN

SIN COUNTER: 7

AND AGAIN.

SIN COUNTER: 8

AND YET AGAIN

SIN COUNTER: 9

STOP ONES STOP

SIN COUNTER: 10

The world looks a bit small compared to 8.

SIN COUNTER: 11

Oh look, ANOTHER ONE

SIN COUNTER: 12

Nine sneezed. This is repetitive.

SIN COUNTER: 13

Nine, why do you have nine hankies?

SIN COUNTER: 14

Also why do we never see them behind your back?

SIN COUNTER: 15

At least this one actually just ran in.

SIN COUNTER: 16

Why can 10 fly?

SIN COUNTER: 17

Episode 22

One, I recall you being able to jump seven blocks high. Even though you won't reach the moon anyway.

SIN COUNTER: 18

One's helmet is more like a suit of armor.

SIN COUNTER: 19

Episode 23

Why are the sheep jumping over an open fence?

SIN COUNTER: 20

Also why are you sending them to sleep while it's still light?

SIN COUNTER: 21

Six, why do you fall asleep standing up?

SIN COUNTER: 22

Sheep don't tiptoe.

SIN COUNTER: 23

Six, the last time you counted them they escaped when you were asleep.

SIN COUNTER: 24

I already told you, sheep don't tiptoe.

SIN COUNTER: 25

Six floats in the air while splitting into ones. Gravity: not impressed.

SIN COUNTER: 26

6=1+1+1+1+1+1

HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO TYPE ONE???!!!

SIN COUNTER: 27

It does get dark quickly in Numberland. Somehow.

SIN COUNTER: 28

Episode 24

Who left a magic mirror in the middle of a forest?

SIN COUNTER: 29

Hey look, another conveniently placed magic mirror.

SIN COUNTER: 30

"Rubber! The worst kind."

I'm sure other snakes are worse.

SIN COUNTER: 31

"The golden apples!"

Four, aren't the apples round?

SIN COUNTER: 32

Why is that hole so easy to escape from, Four?

SIN COUNTER: 33

Oh another conveniently placed magic mirror

SIN COUNTER: 34

"The golden delicious..."

They're called apples.

SIN COUNTER: 35

Eight arms. Eight apples. No hands (or legs) for the rope. A superhero should know that.

SIN COUNTER: 36

Hey where's the magic mirror from earlier?

SIN COUNTER: 37

One, do you love your hat so much you'd risk your hand for it?

SIN COUNTER: 38

Episode 25

Wait, isn't Three female? Why do the three Threes have moustaches then?

SIN COUNTER: 39

"The most amazing... The most incredible... The most extraordinary... acrobats in Numberland!"

Aren't you the only acrobats in Numberland?

SIN COUNTER: 40

So the three Threes can control the time of day?

SIN COUNTER: 41

And suddenly Nine can make it daytime again.

SIN COUNTER: 42

So the three Threes can control the time of day? Again?

SIN COUNTER: 43

Where'd you get those trampolines from?

SIN COUNTER: 44

3 Threes, you know that your plans won't work. Deserves 3 sins, one for each bad plan.

SIN COUNTER: 45

"Squares are the best."

Yes Four, but you still don't realise One is one, and you're just standing next to each other.

SIN COUNTER: 46

TOTAL SINS: 46

Episodes 26-30

Episode 26

They arrange the Numberblocks into teams in order. If I was picking the teams I'd pick Eight first.

SIN COUNTER: 1

'The Yellows'

Three, that would be a team of you and a bit of Seven.

SIN COUNTER: 2

'Oh'

Three is to self-absorbed to notice she's pretty much the only one on the team who's yellow.

SIN COUNTER: 3

Four, I thought you were scared of round things?

SIN COUNTER: 4

Three, where'd you get the ball?

SIN COUNTER: 5

5 balls and 5 blue helmets appear

Never mind.

SIN COUNTER: 6

5 MORE balls and 5 red helmets appear

SIN COUNTER: 7

Why won't the Odd Blocks stop the ball?

SIN COUNTER: 8

Ten COULD have stopped the ball from reaching the target, but she was too scared of the ball. Remind you of anyone? Or any four?

SIN COUNTER: 9

Why are you wasting your time cheerleading? One sin for each team.

SIN COUNTER: 11

Episode 27

A... fluffy fell from the sky? First a one, then a dice, then more ones and now...

SIN COUNTER: 12

Another two fluffies! Actually I'm going to add one for each fluffy a Numberblock counts up to Six.

--Later--

SIN COUNTER: 32

Loads more fluffies fall. I don't know how many but I'm going to add 5 sins

SIN COUNTER: 37

Episode 28

'Achoo!'

That has got to be cheating.

SIN COUNTER: 38

'Penalty!'

So it's unfair to distract people, but fine for you to make someone sneeze and throw a two through them.

SIN COUNTER: 39

How does Five not notice that she threw a dice, not a two?

SIN COUNTER: 40

Three keeps waving her arms even after her juggling balls fly away.

SIN COUNTER: 41

Three is too dumb to notice the helmet on Two, and that Two's not shaped like a no hazard rounded corner thingy.

SIN COUNTER: 42

One and Two a friend so much that they help One get a draw. Two COULD have won 10-6 but he was too nice.

SIN COUNTER: 43

Episode 29

One doesn't know how to jump.

SIN COUNTER: 44

Neither does Two

SIN COUNTER: 45

Or Three. Or Four!

SIN COUNTER: 47

'One, Two, me!'

Me is not a number.

SIN COUNTER: 48

There's a hole in the roof? What do they do when it rains?

SIN COUNTER: 49

Episode 30

I'm surprised the four green bottles stay in the square shape.

SIN COUNTER: 50

There's really nothing else to add.

TOTAL SINS: 50