This user has an infinite favortism for asking why.
“So just try as you may, you just can’t get away from MATHEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATICS!” — Tom Lehrer
This user agrees that mathematics is the language of the universe.
"Everyone has a right to an opinion, but not every opinion is right."
This user agrees that not all opinions are correct.
"School has a right to come back, but I hate it."
This user agrees that School is the worst place ever.
"DON'T DRINK PEE."
This user would like to tell you...
Right way(s) of pronouncing this user's name: kyoot-yo-shee-won-oh-one
Wrong way(s) of pronouncing this user's name: coot-yoss-hi-own-ze-roh-on
Good nickname(s) for this user: Alyssa Powers, Yoshi, Yoshi Bear
Bad nickname(s) for this user: Ugly Birdo
"Don’t use a meme if you don’t know what it means!"
This user agrees that memes should not be used for advertising.
"Birdo is crazy! Are you boy? Are you girl? Make up your mind! The next day, you've done a lot of soul-searching and decided you're homosexual! IT'S RIDICULOUS!" — Cookie Masterson
This user hates Birdo because it's neither boy nor girl.
"the Here School Members are crazy! Are you school staff? Are you good friends? Make up your mind! The next day, you've done a lot of soul-searching and decided you're scary people! IT'S RIDICULOUS!" — Cookie Masterson
This user hates the Here School Members because they're neither school staff nor good friends.
Great news! Mixels are no longer outlawed! Bad news? The new forbidden media... is ABBY HATCHER.
"vacation is greater than school!! Me like vacation! DAHH!"
This user thinks vacation is better than school.
"students are greater than bullies!! Me like students! DAHH!"
This user thinks students are better than bullies.
"Ban school, ban school. vacation's enough, no more!"
This user thinks that school is worse than vacation because at school, people get homework and are forced to study.
"Hey, Baldi. It's Alyssa. There's something I've been meaning to tell you. You are..."
[Alyssa goes into a blindingly raging rant about Baldi; Punchcar comes into Alyssa's room and rocks out to censor the harsh and foul message for any profanity it may contain, all the while the Here School staff watches in despair as (his/her/their) schoolhouse is/are getting roasted; finishing up.]
"And that is why you are the scariest and worst teacher ever!"
This user/Alyssa thinks that Baldi is/are the scariest and worst teacher ever.
“Yes to summer! Yes to recess! Yes to passing period! And yes to breaks!”
This user likes summer, recess, passing period, and breaks.
“No school! No homework! No studying! And no listening to teachers!”
This user hates school, homework, studying, and listening to teachers.
“FREAKIN YES TO Rectangl'r! FREAKIN NO TO YOU, Mr. Yokai! FREAKIN YES TO Maddie Manges! LET'S SAY IT NOW, Jay AND Punch Car ARE BETTER THAN YOU!!!”
This user freakin' yes's to Rectangl'r, Maddie Manges, Jay, Punch Car, and freakin no's Mr. Yokai. Mashing words much, though.
"SNOW’S IN FIRST CLASS WITH ME, AND MY LOVE-ME TEA!!" — Sierra
This user used to hate but now loves Snow because when it snows, there is no school.
"I HATE YOU, CALIFORNIA! I LOVED YOU ONCE, BUT NOW THAT'S OVER!" — Cookie Masterson
This user used to love but now hates California because I get homesick when I go to California.
"Why does it have to be school!?"
This user despises school because it's boring.
"Wait, isn't that extremely weird to ship number(s) with number(s)? Scratch that, I'm not shipping Five from Numberblocks and Five from Numberjacks!"
This user thinks that it's weird to ship Five from Numberblocks and Five from Numberjacks, due to them both being females.
"Look, I may be connecting Numberblocks with Numberjacks, but regardless, I can't find any other Numberblocks which are basically Numberjacks or stuff like that. If you hate it and you fight, that's no good!!"
Regardless of them having the same number, this user ships Numberblock Six and Numberjack Six.
"The pig says oink!"
"The cat says meow!"
"The horse says neigh!"
"...and the bird says tweet!"
"Don't be afraid! I'm cute, not ugly."
This user thinks being cute is better than being ugly because cuteness is the best.
"I don't want to be ugly! I want to be cute!"
This user thinks being ugly is worse than being cute because being cute is best.
"Shine Bright Bear! a bear who shines bright! And that’s why she’s called Shine Bright Bear!"
There’s no other reason she’s called Shine Bright Bear other than she’s a bear who shines bright... right?
“Barney and Caillou STINK! Go Team Teletubbies!”
“You’re on Team Teletubbies? Why?”
“Teletubbies should’ve been the best show on PBS Kids Sprout, AND I’LL POUND ANYONE WHO EVEN-”
“Teletubbies has a reboot on Nick Jr., you know!!!”
"Well, that’s one way to kill The Spirit."
This user likes the fact that Nicholas Cherrywood, with the help of Kim, Jason, Friend Bear, and Secret Bear killed/destroyed The Spirit.
"You killed my favorite character, Mario, on March 31st!"
This user hates the fact that someone killed/destroyed their favorite character, Mario, on March 31st.
"You've got it all wrong! Oh, where to begin. I'm not just Cute Yoshi; I'm Alyssa!"
This user has an alias and is actually Alyssa.
"You've got it all wrong! Oh, where to begin. I'm not a Scare Bear; I'm a Care Bear!"
This user has an alias and is actually Yoshi Bear.
"UGH! Come on, Deron Powers! What are you thinking? This is for kids! You just used swear words!"
This user wants to make something for kids but doesn’t want Deron Powers to use swear words.
"I just found... videos of Naruto of Clash of Ninja 2!"
This user likes the fact that they found videos of Naruto of Clash of Ninja 2.
"I lost signal with Tyler and Krista! I LOOKED EVERYWHERE! It's gone!"
This user hates the fact that they lost signal with Tyler and Krista.
“Santa gets burnt in the fireplace whenever the fireplace is left on” [insert buzzer sound effect here]
"Come on, learn your pythagorean theorm!"
This user would like you to know that A squared plus B squared equals C squared.
“Boy, am I ever glad I didn’t get any homework!”
This user likes the fact that they didn’t get any homework.
“No, the good student gets the going home! The bad student gets the staying after school...”
“No, no, no! Zero! Zero bullies!”
This user seems to really hate bullies.
“Zero! Zero being sneaky! Zero! Zero lying!”
This user seems to really hate being sneaky and lying.
"Italian foods like pasta and pizza. Eat them fast. Time is fleeting... gosh." – Harold
This user likes eating Italian foods like pasta and pizza.
“No swearing, no violence, and no nudity.”
This user hates swearing, violence, and nudity.
"I GO TO SCHOOL EVERY WEEKDAY! IS THIS THE ANARCHY YOU WANT, VIEWERS?
This user goes to school on weekdays and the whole world (well, MOST of the world) doesn't like that.
"I'm Going on not-so-scary rides in Disneyland!"
This user likes Going on not-so-scary rides in Disneyland.
"First you take the Charlie, then you add the Lola, put them both together, now you’ve got Charlie and Lola!"
"First you take the Rob, then you add the Elizabeth, put them both together, now you’ve got Rob and Elizabeth!"
HOLD IT! HOLD IT! Rob and Elizabeth’s not an actual TV Show!
“No time to go to school, no time for studying, and no time for any homework!”
This user hates having time to go to school. Also, they hate having time for studying and homework.
"Wake up to Wake Up Jeff/Lachy by The Wiggles! Clear the game to stop the alarm... this will wake up the purple Wiggle just in case he falls asleep"