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Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there were...
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Three!
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(laughter)
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...little pigs. The first little pig had a house with one room.
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Look! It has one, one window, one, one tree in the garden. And there's a number one on the door!
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But then came...
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Ha-ha! The Big Bad Square! Roar!
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(gasp)
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(giggles) Little pig! Little pig! Let me in! Let me in! (giggles)
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Not by the hair on my chin.
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Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in! He-he. Shame. It's so square! (inhales, then blows)
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(exclaiming)
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Luckily, the second little pig had a house with two rooms.
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Room for two, me and you. It has one, two, two windows. And one, two, two trees in the garden. And there's a number two on the door. Tea for two and two for tea.
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Little pig! Little pig! Let me in! Let me in!
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Not by the two hairs on my chinny chin.
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Then I'll huff, and I'll puff...(giggles) And I'll blow your house in! (inhales, then blows)
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(screams)
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Oh!
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Oops. Sorry, Two.
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No worries. It's only pretend.
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But, where will we live now?
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Luckily, the third little pig...
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Oh, that's me! Busy, busy, busy!
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...had a house with three rooms.
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And 1, 2, 3. Three windows! And 1 2 3, 3 turrets. And 1 2 3, 3 flags. And--
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Yes, yes. Thank you, Three.
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(gasp)
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Room for a couple more?
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Sure! Two's company, and three's a party! (opens door)
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(giggle and run in)
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Keeping that Big Bad Square out is a easy as one, two, three!
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Little pig, little pig, let me in, let me in!
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Not by the 3 hairs on my chinny chin chin.
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Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in! (inhales, then blows)
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What? But, how?
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Just a little huff. (inhales, then blows)
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(splits into 1s from the blow)
111: Hey!
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See how you like it!
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(splits into 1s from the blow)
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Stop! This isn't how the story goes! The 3rd house doesn't get blown down!
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Oh...
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(gasp)
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Where will the 3 little pigs live now?
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There's always my house.
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(gasp)
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(giggles) It's got 4 rooms, with 1, 2, 3, 4! (giggles) 4 windows! And 1, 2, 3, 4! 4 trees. And a number 4 on the door!
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(giggles)
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1!
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2!
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3!
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4! (giggles)
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That deserves a big hand! Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs and a big bad square, and they all lived happily ever after! The end.
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(cheering)
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