Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there were...
...little pigs. The first little pig had a house with one room.
Look! It has one, one window, one, one tree in the garden. And there's a number one on the door!
But then came...
Ha-ha! The Big Bad Square! Roar!
(giggles) Little pig! Little pig! Let me in! Let me in! (giggles)
Not by the hair on my chin.
Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in! He-he. Shame. It's so square! (inhales, then blows)
Luckily, the second little pig had a house with two rooms.
Room for two, me and you. It has one, two, two windows. And one, two, two trees in the garden. And there's a number two on the door. Tea for two and two for tea.
Little pig! Little pig! Let me in! Let me in!
Not by the two hairs on my chinny chin.
Then I'll huff, and I'll puff...(giggles) And I'll blow your house in! (inhales, then blows)
Oops. Sorry, Two.
No worries. It's only pretend.
But, where will we live now?
Luckily, the third little pig...
Oh, that's me! Busy, busy, busy!
...had a house with three rooms.
And 1, 2, 3. Three windows! And 1 2 3, 3 turrets. And 1 2 3, 3 flags. And--
Yes, yes. Thank you, Three.
Room for a couple more?
Sure! Two's company, and three's a party! (opens door)
(giggle and run in)
Keeping that Big Bad Square out is a easy as one, two, three!
Little pig, little pig, let me in, let me in!
Not by the 3 hairs on my chinny chin chin.
Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in! (inhales, then blows)
What? But, how?
Just a little huff. (inhales, then blows)
(splits into 1s from the blow) 111: Hey!
See how you like it!
(splits into 1s from the blow)
Stop! This isn't how the story goes! The 3rd house doesn't get blown down!
Where will the 3 little pigs live now?
There's always my house.
(giggles) It's got 4 rooms, with 1, 2, 3, 4! (giggles) 4 windows! And 1, 2, 3, 4! 4 trees. And a number 4 on the door!
That deserves a big hand! Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs and a big bad square, and they all lived happily ever after! The end.
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