Episode Gallery Transcript

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Is this Square Club?

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I'll be square with you, yes it is! Square...

(Nine rolls his eyes)

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Come in! Let's play a game. "Rock, Paper, Squares", "Tiddly Squares"?

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How about, "Noughts and Squares"?

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Good call. You start.

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(humming)

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(humming) Ah! Round thing! Oh, I forgot. No round things at Square Club. You win fair and square! Square...

(Nine rolls his eyes again)

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Sorry I'm late. What? Oh, sorry.

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Phew! Now we're all here, and square, we can begin. What's the first rule of Square Club?
No round things.

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Right you are! And let me hear the motto.
Even though we're different sizes, you can always recognize us! We're as tall as we are wide, we're the same two on each side!

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Four by four!

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Three by three!

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Two by two!

(the floor is empty)

Square Club! Hooray!

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Time for some square art.

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My square has four sides all the same. And four corners all the same.

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So does mine.

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Mine too.

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Mine's four across by four down.

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Mine's three across by three down.

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Mine's two across and two down.

(the canvas is empty)

We're all squares! Hooray again! (laughing)

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Oh, time to eat. Square sandwiches, square cheese on square crackers. Square apples, square cake.

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Everything we need for a square meal. Squ...

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Cake sounds good.

(Four slices the cake.)

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Pink or yellow? Pink? No, yellow. No, pink! No, yellow! Pink! Yellow! Oh, i don't know!

(Four splits to the Terrible Twos.)

Oh no, the terrible twos!
What's the first rule of Square Club?
No Round Things
(Laughing)

(Round things appear as the pink-masked terrible two pulled a string.)

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