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[The episode starts with opening curtains.]

Purple: Hello, and welcome to the show! Today the Colourblocks proudly present a colourful performance of… Little Red Riding Hood!

Purple: Once upon a time, there was a Colourblock called Little Red Riding Hood.

Red: That’s me! Hee-hee!

Purple: Little Red Riding Hood packed a basket full of wonderful red treats for her grandma's party! She had...

[Red reaches for her basket for the things she has for Grandma.]

Red: A red balloon, a red cake, and some red strawberries!

Purple: Little Red Riding Hood set out through the forest, and… wait a minute! We need a forest!

Green: I can help!

Purple: Ah, Green. May we have a forest, please?

Green: Naturally! Follow me. Green! Green, green. Green!

Red: Green? Where are you? Oh, no. I'm all alone in the forest.

Red: Aah! The big, bad wolf!

Blue: Huh? I'm the big, blue wolf. Why does everyone get those mixed up?

Red: Phew, that was close. Whoa-

Purple: Ahem, that wasn't quite how the story was supposed to go, but... where were we? Oh, yes! Little Red Riding Hood was still lost in the forest.

Yellow: [sobbing] Boo-hoo.

Red: Hello. Who are you?

Yellow: I'm Goldilocks. My three ducks are hungry. I accidentally ate all their porridge, and now I don't know what to do. [sobs again]

Purple: Goldilocks? That's not right. This is Little Red Riding Hood, not Little Yellow Goldie-hair.

Red: Oh, do ducks like strawberries?

Yellow: Ooh. Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom. They said it's just right.

Purple: Yes, yes. Hooray. Now, on with the show. Little Red Riding Hood and Goldilocks traveled through the forest, but soon, they were lost.

Red: Oh, no. Which way to Grandma's house?

Red: Red, and...

Yellow: ...yellow...

Red & Yellow: ...mix to make...

Orange: Orange!

Orange: Run, run, right against the clock! You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread block!

Purple: What are you doing here? This is Little Red Riding Hood, not Little Orange Gingerbread Block.

Orange: Well, I know the way to Grandma's, so you can either follow me, or stay lost in the forest!

Red: You're too fast!

Yellow: Wait for us!

Purple: Goldilocks, the gingerbread block, and Little Red Riding Hood arrived at Grandma's house to find the big, blue wolf, but no Grandma.

Red: Big, bad wolf, did you eat Grandma?

Blue: No, I don't eat grandmas. I eat blueberries!

Red, Orange, and Yellow: Huh?

Blue: I'm the big, blue wolf. I'm not a bad wolf.

Red: Well, where is Grandma? Wait a minute, who is Grandma?

Purple: Oh... I know. I shall play Grandma!

Red: My, Grandma. What a purple face you've got.

Purple: All the better to... Is it time for the party yet?

Red: Oh, no. I forgot. The balloon popped, the strawberries were eaten, and now, the cake is gone! I've ruined Grandma's party.

Orange: It's okay, Red. We have everything we need here.

Red: This is the most colourful party ever!

Purple: And they all lived happily ever after.