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Four: Fifty's so big, Squarey!

Squarey: YRP!

Five: Ten times bigger than me!

Fifty: That’s right! I’m...

[Fifty splits into ten fives]

Ten fives: Ten Fives! Rock and roll!

Fifty: These controls can make anything ten times bigger! The lights! The sound! Numberblocks!

One, Two, Three, Four, and Five: Numberblocks?

[Fifty unexpectedly switches Numberblocks to multiples of 10]

[A parody of the classic Numberblocks theme song starts playing]

Singer: Ten, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty...

Ten, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, and Fifty: Numberblocks!

Voice: Ten, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty...

Ten, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, and Fifty: Numberblocks!

Voice: Ten, and another Ten is Twenty, and another Ten is...

Thirty: ...Me!

Voice: That's Thirty. Fifty, Forty, Thirty, Twenty, Ten, Numberblocks start again

[The screen glitches to show a parody of the first episode of Numberblock but with Ten replacing One]

[Ten falls from the sky]

Ten: Whoa! Huh? Ten! I am Ten! One ten...

Zero: And nothing more!

Ten: Ten! Ten trees! Hello trees! Ten birds! Hello birds! Ooo! Ten rackets! Anyone feel tennish?

[Ten looks around, only to see no one]

Ten: Oh! I need to make friends.

[She goes to the Magic Mirror, creating another Ten.]

Twenty: Please to meet- [Twenty sees that the two tens are gone] Oh! I know!

Twenty: Hello there! Let's play!

[Ten gasps]

Twenty: Oops! Ten times too hard! Come back ball!

Thirty: 10, 20, 30! Hmmm... No show without an audience. [She runs to the mirror]

Ten: Ten...

Thirty: Thirty...

Twenty: Twenty...?

Ten to Thirty: That doesn't sound right!

Thirty: I'm bigger than you!

Twenty: I'm smaller than you!

Twenty and Thirty: Diddley diddley doo! [They swap places]

Ten: Ten!

Twenty: Twenty!

Thirty: Thirty! I'm the biggest number! Nobody is bigger than me!

[Twenty throws Ten on top of Thirty]

Forty: I'm Forty! Ooo! I'm sticking out a bit on top! [Forty rearranges his blocks] Ah, that feels better! I love rectangles! Would you like to meet my pet rectangle, Oblongy? Oblongy!

Ten To Forty: Oblongy! Oblongy! Oblongy! Oblongy!

Oblongy: YRP YRP YRP YRP YRP!

Ten To Forty: Yay!

Forty: Huh? Where did Oblongy go? Left or right, I can't go both ways!

[Forty splits into the Terrible Twenties]

Terrible Twenties: But we can!

Forty: Oh no! Not you two!

Ten To Thirty: The Terrible Twenties!

Terrible Twenties: Two lots of twenty feathers! It's tickling time! Tickle, tickle!

Terrible Twenties: Boo!

Five tens: Hey!

Ten: Come back here!

Ten: Hey you!

[The Terrible Twenties are cornered]

Terrible Twenties: Uh oh! Time for us to split!

[The Terrible Twenties split into tens]

Ten tens: Huh?

[Fifty walks up]

Fifty: I'm Fifty! Let's get the band back together!

[All the tens put themselves back into their previous forms]

Ten to Forty: Hmmm...

[Fifty plays the guitar, but it is way too loud]

Ten to Forty: Whoa!

Fifty: Hey! Who turned everything up to 10?

[Fifty jumps up onto the stage and switches the Numberblocks switch back to 1]

Five: That's more like it!

One, Two, Three, Four, and Five: Five, four, three, two, one! Time for some number fun! You can count on us we're the Numberblocks!

Squarey and Oblongy: Yip! Yrp!