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Four: Fifty's so big, Squarey!
Squarey: YRP!
Five: Ten times bigger than me!
Fifty: That’s right! I’m...
[Fifty splits into ten fives]
Ten fives: Ten Fives! Rock and roll!
Fifty: These controls can make anything ten times bigger! The lights! The sound! Numberblocks!
One, Two, Three, Four, and Five: Numberblocks?
[Fifty unexpectedly switches Numberblocks to multiples of 10]
[A parody of the classic Numberblocks theme song starts playing]
Singer: Ten, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty...
Ten, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, and Fifty: Numberblocks!
Voice: Ten, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty...
Ten, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, and Fifty: Numberblocks!
Voice: Ten, and another Ten is Twenty, and another Ten is...
Thirty: ...Me!
Voice: That's Thirty. Fifty, Forty, Thirty, Twenty, Ten, Numberblocks start again
[The screen glitches to show a parody of the first episode of Numberblock but with Ten replacing One]
[Ten falls from the sky]
Ten: Whoa! Huh? Ten! I am Ten! One ten...
Zero: And nothing more!
Ten: Ten! Ten trees! Hello trees! Ten birds! Hello birds! Ooo! Ten rackets! Anyone feel tennish?
[Ten looks around, only to see no one]
Ten: Oh! I need to make friends.
[She goes to the Magic Mirror, creating another Ten.]
Twenty: Please to meet- [Twenty sees that the two tens are gone] Oh! I know!
Twenty: Hello there! Let's play!
[Ten gasps]
Twenty: Oops! Ten times too hard! Come back ball!
Thirty: 10, 20, 30! Hmmm... No show without an audience. [She runs to the mirror]
Ten: Ten...
Thirty: Thirty...
Twenty: Twenty...?
Ten to Thirty: That doesn't sound right!
Thirty: I'm bigger than you!
Twenty: I'm smaller than you!
Twenty and Thirty: Diddley diddley doo! [They swap places]
Ten: Ten!
Twenty: Twenty!
Thirty: Thirty! I'm the biggest number! Nobody is bigger than me!
[Twenty throws Ten on top of Thirty]
Forty: I'm Forty! Ooo! I'm sticking out a bit on top! [Forty rearranges his blocks] Ah, that feels better! I love rectangles! Would you like to meet my pet rectangle, Oblongy? Oblongy!
Ten To Forty: Oblongy! Oblongy! Oblongy! Oblongy!
Oblongy: YRP YRP YRP YRP YRP!
Ten To Forty: Yay!
Forty: Huh? Where did Oblongy go? Left or right, I can't go both ways!
[Forty splits into the Terrible Twenties]
Terrible Twenties: But we can!
Forty: Oh no! Not you two!
Ten To Thirty: The Terrible Twenties!
Terrible Twenties: Two lots of twenty feathers! It's tickling time! Tickle, tickle!
Terrible Twenties: Boo!
Five tens: Hey!
Ten: Come back here!
Ten: Hey you!
[The Terrible Twenties are cornered]
Terrible Twenties: Uh oh! Time for us to split!
[The Terrible Twenties split into tens]
Ten tens: Huh?
[Fifty walks up]
Fifty: I'm Fifty! Let's get the band back together!
[All the tens put themselves back into their previous forms]
Ten to Forty: Hmmm...
[Fifty plays the guitar, but it is way too loud]
Ten to Forty: Whoa!
Fifty: Hey! Who turned everything up to 10?
[Fifty jumps up onto the stage and switches the Numberblocks switch back to 1]
Five: That's more like it!
One, Two, Three, Four, and Five: Five, four, three, two, one! Time for some number fun! You can count on us we're the Numberblocks!
Squarey and Oblongy: Yip! Yrp!