What do we want? AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want it? NIU!
Really? Merging is against the law? Well, when it comes to mobile games, yes. Merge games are usually idle, and IDLE IS EVIL!
“I arrest you in the name of the lawn- I mean LAW!”
Alphablock
I, banning pets since
Dog.
...Patrol, you’re in trouble!
“No showers on the stairs!”
“No pretending to be police!”
I arrests AU in the name of...
“And no cartoons that start with P! Now let’s see how you’d like it, you filthy swine and llamas in pyjamas!”
Let’s spell out the genius from Outopus!
I, temporarily named Paul
“I ARREST ME FOR STARTING WITH P!” Hey, that rhymes!
“How many unicorns can you see?” “
Zero, because I banned them all!”
Miles Preston: DING DONG!
NO HILLS THAT ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC!
NO PERSONS WHO USED TO PLAY MINECRAFT! OR DOGS THAT FLY HELICOPTERS! OR FORENSIC SCIENTISTS!
NO CONDITIONALS OR COCONUT WATER!
I ARRESTS HERSELF IN THE NAME OF HER LAW!
I learns her lesson: With great power comes great responsibility.